Miranda: And before today you had never heard of me?

Andrea: No.

Miranda: You have no style or sense of fashion.

Andrea: I think that depends on—

Miranda: No, no, that wasn't a question.

Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now...

Dorothy: That's always a safe bet, Rose.

Rose: ...but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.

Blanche: Well, what's wrong with that?

Rose: Well, let's just say you wouldn't want to park your car under their oak tree.

Rachel Berry: "You're very talented."

Finn Hudson: "Really?"

Rachel Berry: "Yah, I would know I'm very talented too."

--From "Glee," Pilot Episode.